Thursday, June 14, 2012

VIEWER WARNING: IT’S THE U.S. OPEN


No one is a bigger golf fan than me.  I began playing when I was 11. That’s also when I started working as a bag boy at the Fort McPherson Commissary in Atlanta, Ga.  The compensation was “tips only.”  So I saved my quarters, dimes and nickels.  I asked my dad to take me to Sears where I bought a Spalding starter set of clubs-- four irons, one driver , a putter, and a imitation leather bag. The total was $49.95, a veritable fortune to a little south side kid.  Thus began my love affair with the game.

Fast forward 15 years and I was actually covering the PGA as a television reporter.  I covered all the majors at one point.  But let me contrast the difference between watching the U.S. Open as opposed to watching the Masters.
Watching the Masters is a trip to heaven.

Watching the U.S. Open is a trip to golf purgatory.

At the Masters, we all know the scoop.  The tournament will be decided during final 9 holes on Sunday. Something exciting is going to happen. Take a risk at Augusta, you might get rewarded, or fail miserably.

At the U.S. Open, taking a risk is not possible.  The courses are so brutally set up, taking a chance with your Titleist Pro V1 is like loaning money to your family--- you’ll never see it again.

It takes the survival skills of a Navy SEAL to endure 72 holes on a U.S. Open course.  United States Golf Association officials always say they want to identify the “best” player.  What they identify is the guy who, in one particular week, has the patience of a mom with triplet two year olds.

As a reporter, I used to marvel at the players as they left the course after 18 holes on a U.S. Open set up.  It was in their expressions, or lack thereof. Their faces were completely drained. Their shoulders slumped. Their eyes were bloodshot. They seemingly had been staring into the abyss, for four plus hours.  Sort of like boxer Roberto Duran before he said, “no mas.”

At the 1992 U.S. Open at Pebble Beach, Hall of Famer Raymond Floyd had just shot 81 on the final day.  And he wasn’t the only one to go “four score” and above.  As he headed for the scorer’s tent I heard him mumble, “They may as well put gravel on the course.”

I could go into details about what the golfers are facing at the Olympic Club Lake Course.  But you know drill.  This one’s a real doozy!

To sum up, I remind you of what one of the greatest, most flamboyant and exciting golfers of all time said about the U.S. Open.  I had the pleasure to spend a lot of time with him in his heyday, and will always miss him--
Seve Ballesteros:  “The U.S. Open has never been exciting to watch.  It has always been a sad tournament.  There is no excitement, no enjoyment.  It is all defensive golf, from the first tee to the last putt.”

Yes, even if Tiger wins, that is the case, always.

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